Alaskan Cruise...................My parents (get the picture?),
my Sister Donna and her Husband Rick
(almost a second honeymoon),
Rick's Father (Pop) who is celebrating his 80th ..........................and ME!
Just think....I paid for this!
First problem, who shares rooms? Lets see, my parents always say I can bunk in with them. As my daughter always tells me, She'd probably go blind if she ever sees her Parents either nude or "doing it". I agree............Yikes!
NO...............not an option!
Share with the 80 year old? He'd already told Rick that if he and I hit it off, he'd
leave a DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door knob..............
The "LOVE BOAT" should not be running re-runs............ What was he thinking?
Double YIKES! and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not an option.
Sooooooooooooooo..... My poor Sister and I share a room, while her husband is next door with his Father. and NO I don't feel like the third wheel..................NOT AT ALL.
So our room sat between Rick and his Father, and my Mom and Dad. As you know, you have to protect 2 single girls on the "LOVE BOAT". (as the theme plays in the back of my head)
Oh, I forgot to mention, Mom and Dad never made the "family cruise"..............Dad is sick.
So the f o u r of us set sail.....................

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